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avivainthecity:

What a chill fella

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why is that sausage there

there is a dancing woman in a bikini with excessively long arms and an eyeball for a head and you question the sausage

This goes ridiculously well with beez in the trap

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mikasavela:

Opening day at Walt Disney World, Florida. Life Magazine, December 1971.

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>_>

This would be the second time I’ve contacted the college I want to transfer to for primary care paramedic, and the second time that the woman on the other end has rushed to end our telephone conversation.

To get admission, hopeful applicants like myself get scored on a fitness test and resume, the top 35 get in.

Because I plan to apply for the February testing, and that it is “eons away, this annoying woman has been very dismissive over the phone and towards my questions which are pretty fucking important to my future.

Such a turn off. I am really annoyed with the impatience of people today.

I have little to no information relevant to the health field to put on my resume, so I am going to volunteer at one of the hospitals in the city to put something on it.

I feel very disheartened right now… :(

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